Friday, October 21, 2011

An Afternoon with Superman - a story by my brother, Sam Marinis

Kryptonite shmiptonite... I caught Superman with a bench vice.

And I guess I thought he would be bigger in person. Kind of a let down.

Like... how did his foes not kick his ass? He's like 3 fucking inches tall... COME ON! You can't be a henchman if ya can't beat a 3 inch guy. I'm sorry!!!!

Where's your wheelchair now Superman!!!

Superman is no longer fire proof.

As you can see, his foot is on fire. He obviously didn't read "How Not to Be on Fire" in the training book which is chapter 2.

And his ability to leap tall buildings in a single bound seems to be an over sold idea.

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