An Afternoon with Superman - a story by my brother, Sam Marinis

Kryptonite shmiptonite... I caught Superman with a bench vice.

And I guess I thought he would be bigger in person. Kind of a let down.

Like... how did his foes not kick his ass? He's like 3 fucking inches tall... COME ON! You can't be a henchman if ya can't beat a 3 inch guy. I'm sorry!!!!











Where's your wheelchair now Superman!!!

Superman is no longer fire proof.

As you can see, his foot is on fire. He obviously didn't read "How Not to Be on Fire" in the training book which is chapter 2.

And his ability to leap tall buildings in a single bound seems to be an over sold idea.

Andrew Koenig Missing! Last Seen in Vancouver BC. Help!

From my friend EJ Scott:

I just found out that my friend Andrew Koenig has been missing for a week, last seen on 2/14 in Vancouver. Didn't make his flight back to the US on 2/16. The Vancouver Police are involved, and lots of people are looking. If you're in the Northwest, please keep your eyes out. If you've seen Andrew since February 14th, contact Detective Raymond Payette of the Vancouver PD at 604-717-2534.





From Dave Holmes:

HAS ANYONE SEEN HIM?

Andrew Koenig (AK-47, the video guy on “Never Not Funny,” and “Boner” from “Growing Pains”) has been missing for a week, last seen 2/14 in Vancouver. Didn’t make his flight back to the US on 2/16. The Vancouver Police are involved, and lots of people are looking. Could you reblog this and help get the word out? And say some prayers or think some positive thoughts?

UPDATE: It’s not that I don’t appreciate the “like”s, but PLEASE DO REBLOG THIS. You might have followers in Vancouver, and though the presence of the word “Boner” may make this look like a joke, I assure you it isn’t. Thanks!

PHAEDRE now on SALE with EVIL DEAD!

THE SEASON ENDS WITH TRAGEDY & GORE!

TICKETS TO THE WORLD PREMIERE OF PHÆDRE ON SALE NOW!!

And purchasing PHAEDRE gives you access to PRE-SALE of EVIL DEAD: THE MUSICAL

BEAT THE SELL-OUT BY ORDERING BOTH SHOWS NOW!!!



PHÆDRE

Based on the play by Jean Baptiste Racine

Adapted & directed by Damon Dering

Cursed by the goddess Aphrodite, Phædre, the dying queen of Athens, falls in love with her stepson, Hippolytus. Her love grows into a dangerously passionate obsession that will destroy fathers, sons and kingdoms with its fury. One of the most enduring and powerful stories of classical mythology, this production of PHÆDRE will switch between classical and modern language, and between ancient and modern eras. An obsessive love story recalling the poetry of Euripides and the violent energy of Fatal Attraction. PHÆDRE is intended for mature audiences,containing adult themes & language, sexuality and nudity.


PHAEDRE preveiws on FRIDAY, MARCH 5TH,

opens on SATURDAY, MARCH 6TH and runs THU-FRI-SAT at 8:00pm until SATURDAY, MAR 27TH
SUN 03/07 & 03/21 at 6PM and SUN 03/14at 2PM

ALL SEATING IS GENERAL ADMISSION
FIRST COME (cough) FIRST SERVED

General Admission tickets
$25.00 and up

To purchase tickets call Phoenix Theatre's Box Office at (602) 254-2151 or visit us online at
www.nearlynakedtheatre.org

Performances are at:
THE LITTLE THEATRE at PHOENIX THEATRE
100 E. McDowell Rd. - Phx Theatre/Phx Art Museum complex on Central & McDowell

Exclamation Point

The poor little dot was now without a family. His top heavy vertical line brother was killed as they left the ice cream shop. A big rig jumped the curb and was on a colision course with the little dot. So at the last second top heavy vertical line punted the litte dot like a pro soccer player to safety. The little dot owes his life to top heavy vertical line. Too bad little dot grew up to be a rapist. Just goes to show you can never trust punctuation. And now exclamation point has a back story. ~ Sammy

The Face of Foothills Model Search

My delicious, brilliant and hysterical friend Daynalyn Wain is one of the top 50 finalists for the Face of Foothills Model Search for Arizona Foothills magazine! The winning model, who encompasses the style, substance and sophistication of the luxury publication, will serve as the Face of Foothills through December 31, 2010. Please help me help her get to and stay in the top 10. Voting is unlimited and goes to 10/22, so vote often!

VOTE HERE



She loves Eddie Izzard. Need I say more?